Took some shots at the pumpkin patch. Here is my take on the Great Pumpkin.
"I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics, and the great pumpkin." -Linus
"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker." -Linus
"Well that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treat." -Linus
"There he is! There he is! It's the Great Pumpkin! He's rising out of the pumpkin patch!" -Linus
[Lucy scoops out the innards of the pumpkin] Linus: "Ohh. You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!"
"I'm doomed. One little slip like that could cause the Great Pumpkin to pass you by. Oh, Great Pumpkin, where are you?" -Linus
Charlie Brown: "Oh Brother. When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" Linus: "When YOU stop believing in that fat guy in a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'"
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